Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Questions for the Universe!!



Why is it:
  • the rain always comes on the weekends, during a holiday or during a scheduled event downtown like the BBQ Festival or the BBQ Cookoff???
  • the sink collects all the dirty dishes and the dishwasher stays empty???
  • company always drops in when you've decided to do some major cleaning???
  • toilet paper rolls are always empty in the bathroom I choose???
  • the windshield wipers decide not to work or need replacing and I don't know about it until it's raining or snowing???
  • there are never enough closets or cabinets in a house???
  • the grill runs out of propane just as soon as you plan to grill out???
  • light bulbs decide to go out when it's dark in the house???
  • contractors won't take on small jobs like replacing the kitchen flooring???
  • baggers at the grocery store think each item should have a bag of its own when I'm buying groceries by myself???
  • pairs of socks go into the washing machine just fine but one in the pair disappears during the wash cycle???
I have more questions but I'll save those for another day!